#the first chicks just like yeah all right lets get physically fit #the second woman is ready to slit somebody’s throat #the third guy just watched the second woman slit someone he loves throat #and the fourth guy is having explosive diarrhea and hoping to distract himself from the pain #using this level forty fist nunchuck
and at level 70 you fucking animorph into a gorilla
Whenever I listen to Marina and the Diamonds I either want to curl up in a ball and eat ice cream while crying about my feelings or I want to put on my cutest dress and red lipstick and stab my enemies though the heart with my high heels there is no inbetween.
And if there’s one thing in this world I’ve ever known for sure, it’s that this girl is gonna crush me like a small bug, leave me so fucking broken there’ll be body bags beneath my eyes from nights I cried so hard the stars died. But I’m like, go ahead. I’m all yours. I would kiss you in the middle of the ocean during a lightning storm, cause I’d rather be left for dead than left to wonder what thunder sounds like.Andrea Gibson (via densely)
"don we now our gay apparel" uhh wtf? why not straight apparel? seriously guys its 2013 all this blatant heterophobia needs to stop. im an ally.
this has evolved to the point where I can’t even tell who’s trolling who anymore. this is truly hell