what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
(via laughbitches)
what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?
Woah woah wait
you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”
that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time
Oh my god
(via laughbitches)
Message from David Karpeveryone needs to read this.
Fuck yeah
FUCK YEAH
Not surprised he says that, since the deal makes him a billionaire haha.
(via laughbitches)
SELENA REJECTING JUSTIN’S KISS
TAYLOR’S ‘YUCK’ FACE
hammpix: For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.
AVENGE ME HAMLET
FOR I WAS KILLED BY YOUR UNCLE, AND MY BROTHERA MOST FOWL AND UNNATURAL MURDER
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i like australia because we call things what they are. like what the fuck is a dime? its ten cents. a quarter? do you mean 25 cents we aint doing fractions here we are trying to buy some shit
(via renloras)
apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music
breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs
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