Well hello there. Genderqueer male. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm 4 years into German, and willing to talk to anybody. hmu for w/e He/him pronouns
Now a Senior in Highschool
untapped aesthetic: surrealist jock
a varsity jacket but it has three arms and it’s melting
your football shoulder pads have grass growing out of them and they constantly hum
you shove nerds not into lockers, but into other planes of existence. your football is always singing, singing, singing. the astroturf changes colors beneath you, and whispers the name of every person you’ve ever loved.
Fun fact: When I was a kid I couldn’t figure out what “add to taste” meant in recipes. I thought it meant that you needed to add enough so you could just taste whatever it was you were adding, not “add as much or as little as you want”.