Well hello there. Genderqueer male. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm 4 years into German, and willing to talk to anybody. hmu for w/e He/him pronouns

Now a Senior in Highschool

 

gaydicks420:

shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

untapped aesthetic: surrealist jock

a varsity jacket but it has three arms and it’s melting

your football shoulder pads have grass growing out of them and they constantly hum

you shove nerds not into lockers, but into other planes of existence. your football is always singing, singing, singing. the astroturf changes colors beneath you, and whispers the name of every person you’ve ever loved.

answersfromvanaheim:

Fun fact: When I was a kid I couldn’t figure out what “add to taste” meant in recipes. I thought it meant that you needed to add enough so you could just taste whatever it was you were adding, not “add as much or as little as you want”.

allthingseurope:

Paderborn, Germany (by thiago.dias)
The recorded history of Paderborn (= Pader Springs) starts in 776, when Emperor Charlemagne built an Imperial Palace at the Pader springs after he had subdued and forcefully christianized the local Saxon tribes. The place became soon the center of a diocese, which founded several monasteries and subdioceses in Northern Germany, thus being one of the centers of the German christianisation.
Most of the approximately 200 springs of the river Pader are karst springs, which deliver between 3000 and 9000 liters (800 to 2400 gallons) per second and are the richest group of springs in Germany.
Fun fact: In 1803, pharmacist Friedrich Sertürner of Paderborn purified morphine as the pharmacologically active compound of opium. It was the first purified alkaloid.

allthingseurope:

Paderborn, Germany (by thiago.dias)

The recorded history of Paderborn (= Pader Springs) starts in 776, when Emperor Charlemagne built an Imperial Palace at the Pader springs after he had subdued and forcefully christianized the local Saxon tribes. The place became soon the center of a diocese, which founded several monasteries and subdioceses in Northern Germany, thus being one of the centers of the German christianisation.

Most of the approximately 200 springs of the river Pader are karst springs, which deliver between 3000 and 9000 liters (800 to 2400 gallons) per second and are the richest group of springs in Germany.

Fun fact: In 1803, pharmacist Friedrich Sertürner of Paderborn purified morphine as the pharmacologically active compound of opium. It was the first purified alkaloid.

mapsontheweb:

Male-female literacy differential map, 2005. Indicates, not the overall level of literacy, but the gap between male and female literacy rates.

mapsontheweb:

Male-female literacy differential map, 2005. Indicates, not the overall level of literacy, but the gap between male and female literacy rates.


FRANK
FRANK, MAN, YOU’RE ALIVE
I JUST…
I SAW THIS HANDBAG MAN
IT LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU.
OH FRANK I’M SO RELIEVED.

FRANK

FRANK, MAN, YOU’RE ALIVE

I JUST…

I SAW THIS HANDBAG MAN

IT LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU.

OH FRANK I’M SO RELIEVED.

(Quelle: scrotumcoat)

agronaholic:

d-angelo:

Two people from Tumblr that liked each other finally met in person.

Cutest shit

Filed under: Things we could have.

(Quelle: screamcolor)